Our head brewer Jimmy Swan is pictured below putting
our 'message in a bottle' in the foundations of our new brewhouse! The
message is a fantastic poem about the brewery by our poet laureate Steve
Harris...
We’d like to send a message full
of greetings and good cheer
Assuming in the future that mankind’s still drinking
beer
You see, we’re on a mission that can’t afford to
fail
A never ending battle to make the finest ale
Despite the huge taxation and duty on our booze
The very place you found this note is rather
splendid news
To you it’s simply history, a place to dig and delve
But this, our brand new brew house, began in
twenty-twelve
Here, Wye Valley Brewery, continued to expand
As Herefordshire’s finest ales are always in demand
The local hops and choice of taste all add to its
appeal
The motto of our brewing team is ‘always keep it
real’
As our campaign for real ale continues at a pace
We wonder if our future selves have carried on in
space
Whilst dreaming that you’ve made it and now travel
to the stars
Despite the lack of atmosphere, we hope you still
have bars
On the subject of celestial, well heavenly at least
We have a special expert on barley, hops and yeast
Our Dorothy Goodbody is the drinkers favourite Miss
And from your very distant past, she sends you all a
kiss.
P.S if you are reading this in just a few years time
Please ignore this message and the rather hopeful
rhyme...